Thursday, June 30
Wednesday, June 22
Pointless day
Tuesday, June 21
Fun with words
What I mean by this is that we have a lot of prefixes at our disposal. And more often than not, said prefixes have an opposite. This opposite, however, is rarely used. And that's quite a shame, too, because there are tons of cool (real) words just waiting to be said. Words like "subterfluous", "extrospective", "postmonition", and even "enmember" are all just itchin' to be used, but aren't. C'est la vie.
This is where you take a noun and figure out the adjective form of it, and visa versa. For example, how would you describe something with cowlike features? "Cowy"? Or what would you call a manifestation of something that is funny? "Funnyness"? Now, of course, those are just plain silly. However, there are quite a few that are not, such as "defectivity", "serendipitous", "frigidity", and my favorite, "plethoric".
Monday, June 20
Fake blood, you rock me like the real thing
Sunday, June 19
This is the church, this is the steeple
"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Saturday, June 18
It's Saturday night and I 'aint got nobody
Friday, June 17
Everybody's working for the weekend
-write Mama Qoza (my favorite South African Xhosa mama)
-write the creators of Sifl & Olly and ask if we can use their song "Fake Blood" in our aforementioned zombie movie
-update my online BYU resume (yeah, I'm outta here Karen (the boss (who, let's not forget, is British)))
-wish my dad a happy Fathers' Day
-gloat to my friends that I have a ticket to Bruce Campbell book signing, not them
Thursday, June 16
Wednesday, June 15
Word to your mother
-"heretofore": adj. up to this time
-"extemporaneously": adv. carefully prepared but delivered without notes or text
-"religiosity": n. excessive or affected piety
-"rascality": n. the character or actions of a rascal; knavery
-"pedagoguery": n. a pedagogic establishment; the occupation of a pedagogue
-"vilify": v. to utter slanderous and abusive statements against
-"blitzkrieg": n. war conducted with great speed and force
-"demagoguery": n. impassioned appeals to the prejudices and emotions of the populace
-"bastardize": v. to modify especially by introducing discordant or disparate elements
Tuesday, June 14
Tired
Monday, June 13
How many licks . . .
Technical difficulties
Saturday, June 11
Hail to the king, baby!
I just found out what could quite possibly be the best news ever: Bruce "Don't Call Me Ash" Campbell is coming to Utah for a special screening of his new movie, "Man With the Screaming Brain". Why is this the best news ever, you ask? Well, Bruce Campbell just happens to be one of the coolest people of all time. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Mr. Campbell's work, perhaps you would recognize him from some of the following roles:
-Brisco County Jr. from The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
-Jack Stiles/Daring Dragoon from Jack of All Trades
-The Ring-announcer from Spider-man
-The Snooty Usher from Spider-man 2
-Elvis Presley from Bubba Ho-tep
-And of course, Ash from The Evil Dead 1,2,& 3 (the latter of which is most commonly known as Army of Darkness)
Needless to say, I am very, very stoked. However, if you think I'm going to let the information as to where and when he's coming go, forget it. The less people the better . . .
Friday, June 10
Kids' flicks
Thursday, June 9
A vicious cycle
Wednesday, June 8
A void of subjectless limbo
Tuesday, June 7
That's what friends are for
"Buck up, little camper. We'll beat this mountain together!"
And of course,
"Double-ply quilted . . . "
Monday, June 6
Ode
They're tender and they're flaky,
And when I consume them,
I know it's not mistakey.
They are so good, they are so great,
They make me feel so grand.
They are, by far, the best-est things
Ever to grace this land.
I love them so with all my heart,
From my feet to my eye sockets,
And so I wrote this little poem
To my true love:
HOT POCKETS